Welcome to Haus Flamingo
This Haus has seen things.
It has charm, it has charisma. It's close to everything, it will keep your secrets, and it will make your butt look amazing.
3 BEDROOMS 🦩 2 BATHS 🦩 SLEEPS 6 🦩 POOL 🦩 HOT TUB
the
Location
Beach
Sand, sun and a strut down the shoreline.
Harbor
Wave at the ferry like you own the place.
Cherry’s
Cocktails with the Queens
Ice Palace
Where the night ends up. And so do you.
Liquor Store
Haus Cocktail supplies. Restock as needed. It's needed.
Grocery
Snacks, sunscreen and the ice you forgot.
the
Perks
WiFi
Strong enough to post every single pose.
A/C
Because you're already hot enough.
Pool
Float like nobody's watching. Everybody's watching.
Hot Tub
Bubbles, gossip and the after party you swore you weren't having.
BBQ Grill
Everything on this deck is sizzling. Including you.
Garden Shower
Rinse off the sand, keep the tan lines.
Primary Suite
Call dibs early. Shamelessly.
the
Lewk
the
Tea
Friday to Friday
Check in after 4PM, check out before 10AM. The gate stays locked while we turn the Haus, so please don't make us ask twice.
Six, Not Sixteen
Priced for 6 guests. We know you'll make friends, but they need to stay in their house. We collect sea shells... not boys.
No Pets
We love dogs. We love cats. They still can't come. Unless you own a flamingo, then let's talk.
Haus Cocktail
Vodka
Pineapple Juice
splash Lime Juice
splash Grenadine
The Haus Cocktail
Vodka · Pineapple juice · Splash of lime · Splash of grenadine
Stir, garnish with something pink, enjoy.